The Ultimate DevOps Test

Brought to you by the George Carlin of DevOps, created exclusively for devopsdays Belgium 2014.

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1. The Ultimate DevOps Test Marta Paciorkowska, @a_meba Three of Coins, @3ofcoinsnet
2. Even bacterias have culture, so: I took some blogs you know and love, parsed them and fed a Markov chain text generator, generated sentences... (the only thing I did was add dots and commas) All to see if you're devops for real.
3. Rules: 1. I give you a sentence. 2. You try to guess if it's human or computer generated. 3. ??? 4. PROFIT
4. Question #1 ''Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit.''
5. Answer #1: Real! ''Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit. Proin nibh augue, suscipit a, scelerisque sed, lacinia in, mi. Cras vel lorem.'' – devopsinstitute.org
6. Question #2 ''Ops have to help you vertically scale''
7. Answer #2: False ''Ops have to help you vertically scale'' – Andrey Markov!
8. Question #3 ''When I get done with you, you don’t have a devops.''
9. Answer #3: Real! ''Devops Isn’t a Deliverable - When I get done with you, you don’t have a devops. It’s possible that the things we’re working on will bring you closer to a lifestyle and culture that is devops.'' – Bratty Readhead http://blog.brattyredhead.com/blog/2013/04/05/devops-consulting-why-i-don-slash-t/
10. Question #4 ''A devops team is one and everything.''
11. Answer #4: False! ''A devops team is one and everything.'' – Andrey Markov
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13. Question #5 ''Integration is a blade grinder.''
14. Answer #5: False! ''Integration is a blade grinder.'' – Andrey Markov!
15. Question #6 ''Automation tooling, as it involves orchestration, is about perspective.''
16. Answer #6: False! ''Automation tooling, as it involves orchestration, is about perspective.'' – Andrey Markov!
17. Question #7 ''A DevOps culture can be the nucleus of a good software development lifecycle''
18. Answer #7: True! ''A DevOps culture can be the nucleus of a good software development lifecycle.'' Automation, tooling and cheap access to computing resources have greatly empowered individual engineers on the operations and software development sides of the tech industry.'' – Darryl K. Taft http://www.eweek.com/developer/slideshows/10-ways-to-hire-top-notch- devops-engineers.html
19. So... how devops are you? Thanks! Photo credits: Slide no2: http://www.nano-antimicrobial.com/ Slide no4: http://lenguajesculturales.files.wordpress.com/ Slide no6: http://archive.maryknollogc.org/ Slide no13: http://wikimedia.org Slides no1 &19: shho, http://www.freeimages.com/profile/shho Slide no15: Derek Gleeson, http://www.wikimedia.org Slide no17: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Research:Article_Creation_Workflow Slide no20: Lucid Nightmare, https://www.flickr.com/photos/lucid_nightmare/101912798
20. ♥♡♥♡♥ ♥♡BTW,♡♥ ♡Let's all thank♡ ♡the organizers!♡ ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡