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Jordan Falk
November 24, 2024
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Jordan Falk
November 24, 2024
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Transcript
Let’s see, I bought new robes and potions ingredients…
Let’s see, I bought new robes and potions ingredients…
Let’s see, I bought new robes and potions ingredients…
Let’s see, I bought new robes and potions ingredients…
Let’s see, I bought new robes and potions ingredients…
Now I just need…
Now I just need…
Now I just need…
Now I just need…
Now I just need…
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…books!
…books!
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Grrrrr…
Grrrrr…
Grrrrr…
Grrrrr…
Grrrrr…
Grrrrr…
(O.S.) The Monster Book of Monsters…
Now required Hogwarts text.
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Well that’s a relief!
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I was afraid Hagrid wanted help with a new pet…
I was afraid Hagrid wanted help with a new pet…
I was afraid Hagrid wanted help with a new pet…
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ptoo!
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Not Hogwarts…?
Not Hogwarts…?
Um, yes?
Um, yes?
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You’re going to want to stand back.
You’re going to want to stand back.
You’re going to want to stand back.
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Harry: Wait!
Harry: I’ve already got one of those.
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You do?
It was a gift from a friend.
It was a gift from a friend.
Your friend hates you, laddie.
I’ve been bitten five times already this morning.
ACK!
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(O.S.) They’re even worse than the ‘Invisible Book of Invisibility!’
(O.S.) They’re even worse than the ‘Invisible Book of Invisibility!’
We bought 200 copies and never found them.
We bought 200 copies and never found them.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Yeah, I need ‘Unfogging the Future…’
Yeah, I need ‘Unfogging the Future…’
Yeah, I need ‘Unfogging the Future…’
Here you are.
Here you are.
Very good guide to all your basic fortune-telling methods.
Very good guide to all your basic fortune-telling methods.
Very good guide to all your basic fortune-telling methods.
Palmistry, crystal balls, bird entrails—
Palmistry, crystal balls, bird entrails—
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Oh.
I wouldn’t read that one if I were you
I wouldn’t read that one if I were you
I wouldn’t read that one if I were you
You’ll start seeing death omens everywhere.
You’ll start seeing death omens everywhere.
You’ll start seeing death omens everywhere.
You’ll start seeing death omens everywhere.
It’s enough to frighten anyone to death.
It’s enough to frighten anyone to death.
It’s enough to frighten anyone to death.
It’s enough to frighten anyone to death.
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I was panicking when I saw that thing in Magnolia
Crescent.
I was panicking when I saw that thing in Magnolia
Crescent.
It was probably just a stray dog…
It was probably just a stray dog…
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Mirror: You’re fighting a losing battle there, dear.
Mirror: You’re fighting a losing battle there, dear.
Mirror: You’re fighting a losing battle there, dear.
Mirror: You’re fighting a losing battle there, dear.
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