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(re)Meet (un)cute

Jordan Falk
May 30, 2024
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(re)Meet (un)cute

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Transcript

  1. So the guy has a bookshop that only sells travel

    books?

  2. So the guy has a bookshop that only sells travel

    books?

  3. So the guy has a bookshop that only sells travel

    books?

  4. What kind of business model is that?

  5. What kind of business model is that?

  6. C’mon, it was the 90’s!

  7. Also, it’s a movie? Duh?

  8. Not a fantasy movie…

  9. None
  10. None
  11. None
  12. None

  13. Oh my god, is that who I think it is?

  14. Oh my god, is that who I think it is?

  15. Oh my god, is that who I think it is?

  16. If it’s Jack Black again, that guy was just a

    lookali—

  17. If it’s Jack Black again, that guy was just a

    lookali—
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  30. None

  31. Dude, she’s coming this way…

  32. Dude, she’s coming this way…

  33. None
  34. None
  35. None
  36. None
  37. None

  38. (heavy breathing)

  39. (heavy breathing)

  40. (heavy breathing)

  41. (bell rings)

  42. None
  43. None

  44. Hey Lucy!

  45. Sarah!

  46. It’s been so long!

  47. (inaudible dialogue)

  48. (inaudible dialogue)

  49. (inaudible dialogue)

  50. (gasp)

  51. None
  52. None

  53. So are you in university now?

  54. I start next month!

  55. Wow, that’s crazy!

  56. Wow, that’s crazy!

  57. None

  58. So uh, how’s Cary?

  59. None
  60. None
  61. None

  62. (cracks up)

  63. None
  64. None
  65. None
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  68. None

  69. He’s uh… doing great!

  70. So can I help you find anything?

  71. (O.S.) Yeah, do you have any of those crossword books?

  72. None

  73. Riiiiiiiip!

  74. I’ll look it up in our database.

  75. I’ll look it up in our database. I’ll look it

    up in our database. pssst!

  76. I’ll look it up in our database.

  77. I’ll look it up in our database. pssst!

  78. I’ll look it up in our database.

  79. None
  80. None
  81. None
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  84. None

  85. Sorry, I’m still getting used to this system…

  86. Sorry, I’m still getting used to this system…

  87. Sorry, I’m still getting used to this system…

  88. None
  89. None
  90. None

  91. Phew, what an awful shift!

  92. Phew, what an awful shift!

  93. I’d quit, but what if I need health insurance?

  94. I’d quit, but what if I need health insurance?

  95. I’d quit, but what if I need health insurance?

  96. I’d quit, but what if I need health insurance?

  97. I wish God would send me a sign…

  98. I wish God would send me a sign…

  99. None
  100. None
  101. None
  102. None
  103. None
  104. None
  105. None

  106. (horn blares)

  107. (horn blares)

  108. (tires screeching)

  109. (tires screeching)

  110. Looks like our puzzle section is upstairs to the left!

  111. Looks like our puzzle section is upstairs to the left!

  112. Looks like our puzzle section is upstairs to the left!

  113. None
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  120. Hey, Claiborne.

  121. None
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  126. Hi Sarah.

  127. None
  128. None

  129. I didn’t know you were up here.

  130. Heh, same.

  131. I guess sound doesn’t travel well in here.

  132. (O.S.) LOOK FOR THE NYT ONE!

  133. (O.S.) LOOK FOR THE NYT ONE!

  134. None
  135. None

  136. So I hear you’re doing great.

  137. So I hear you’re doing great.

  138. Oh yeah. I moved back in with my parents,

  139. and I’m back working in the shop with my baby

    sister…

  140. But other than that things are going great.

  141. None

  142. That was a joke.

  143. Well, except for the thing about my family.

  144. And working here.

  145. That part’s very real…

  146. That part’s very real…

  147. None
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  149. None
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  153. None

  154. But you!

  155. I mean, congratulations, obviously.

  156. I mean, congratulations, obviously.

  157. Thanks.

  158. None
  159. None
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  162. I grabbed the NYT book for you.

  163. I grabbed the NYT book for you.

  164. Uh, here.

  165. None
  166. None

  167. BONK!!

  168. None

  169. Just keep applying pressure!

  170. Just keep applying pressure!

  171. Just keep applying pressure!

  172. None

  173. Come again!

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