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Dad Day

Jordan Falk
January 23, 2024
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Dad Day

Jordan Falk

January 23, 2024
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  8. Woo hoo!

  9. All aboard for Dad Day!

  10. All aboard for Dad Day!

  11. Choo choo!

  12. Choo choo!

  13. Choo choo!

  14. Choo choo!

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  16. SFX: HONK!

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  18. SFX: HONK!

  19. Jordan: Dad, could you please put both hands on the

    wheel?

  20. Jordan: Dad, could you please put both hands on the

    wheel?

  21. Jordan: Dad, could you please put both hands on the

    wheel?

  22. Dad: What’s the matter with you guys?

  23. Dad: What’s the matter with you guys?

  24. Dad: You don’t like hanging out with your dad?

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  36. Jordan: I don’t think we’re supposed to be up here.

  37. Jordan: I don’t think we’re supposed to be up here.

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  40. SFX: Sizzles

  41. SFX: Sizzles

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  47. SFX: BANG!

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  49. Dad: Weeeee!

  50. Dad: Weeeee!

  51. Dad: Weeeee!

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  53. Jordan and Blake: panting

  54. Jordan and Blake: panting

  55. Jordan and Blake: panting

  56. Jordan and Blake: panting

  57. Blake (OS) Ahhhhhh!

  58. Blake (OS) Ahhhhhh!

  59. Blake (OS) Ahhhhhh!

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  62. Oooof!

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  66. Blake: Dad, what are we doing at the fire station?

  67. Blake: Dad, what are we doing at the fire station?

  68. Blake: Dad, what are we doing at the fire station?

  69. Jordan: Yeah, I haven’t been back here since I learned

    to ride a bike.

  70. Jordan: Yeah, I haven’t been back here since I learned

    to ride a bike.

  71. Jordan: Yeah, I haven’t been back here since I learned

    to ride a bike.

  72. Jordan: Yeah, I haven’t been back here since I learned

    to ride a bike.
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  74. Dad: Welcome to the firefighter obstacle course!

  75. Dad: Welcome to the firefighter obstacle course!

  76. Dad: Welcome to the firefighter obstacle course!

  77. Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training

    program.

  78. Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training

    program.

  79. Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training

    program.

  80. Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training

    program.

  81. Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training

    program.
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  83. Dad: So uh… yeah.

  84. Dad: So uh… yeah.

  85. Dad: Go play around in there.

  86. Dad: You’ll love it.

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  121. Jordan: Blake, wait up!

  122. Jordan: Blake, wait up!

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  134. Blake: Jordan, stop walking so close to me!

  135. Blake: Jordan, stop walking so close to me!

  136. Blake: Jordan, stop walking so close to me!

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  138. Jordan: Well, we’re crawling, not walking, so…

  139. Jordan: Well, we’re crawling, not walking, so…

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  165. Jordan: Noooo!

  166. Jordan: Noooo!

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  176. Jordan: Dad!!

  177. Jordan: This isn’t funny!!

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  200. Jordan: Ahhhh!

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  218. Jordan: DAD!!

  219. (O.S) muffled screaming

  220. Dad: I don’t know what it is with these kids,

    it’s like they don’t trust me or something.

  221. Dad: I don’t know what it is with these kids,

    it’s like they don’t trust me or something.

  222. Dad: I don’t know what it is with these kids,

    it’s like they don’t trust me or something.

  223. Dad: I don’t know what it is with these kids,

    it’s like they don’t trust me or something.

  224. Dad: Yeah, it’s crazy.

  225. Dad: Yeah, it’s crazy.

  226. Dad: Yeah, it’s crazy.

  227. Dad: Hey, where’s your sister?

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  250. Dad: You think that was hard?

  251. Dad: Try doing it in turn-out gear with an air

    tank strapped to your back!

  252. Dad: Try doing it in turn-out gear with an air

    tank strapped to your back!
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