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Jordan Falk
January 23, 2024
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Jordan Falk
January 23, 2024
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Transcript
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Woo hoo!
All aboard for Dad Day!
All aboard for Dad Day!
Choo choo!
Choo choo!
Choo choo!
Choo choo!
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SFX: HONK!
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SFX: HONK!
Jordan: Dad, could you please put both hands on the
wheel?
Jordan: Dad, could you please put both hands on the
wheel?
Jordan: Dad, could you please put both hands on the
wheel?
Dad: What’s the matter with you guys?
Dad: What’s the matter with you guys?
Dad: You don’t like hanging out with your dad?
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Jordan: I don’t think we’re supposed to be up here.
Jordan: I don’t think we’re supposed to be up here.
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SFX: Sizzles
SFX: Sizzles
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SFX: BANG!
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Dad: Weeeee!
Dad: Weeeee!
Dad: Weeeee!
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Jordan and Blake: panting
Jordan and Blake: panting
Jordan and Blake: panting
Jordan and Blake: panting
Blake (OS) Ahhhhhh!
Blake (OS) Ahhhhhh!
Blake (OS) Ahhhhhh!
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Oooof!
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Blake: Dad, what are we doing at the fire station?
Blake: Dad, what are we doing at the fire station?
Blake: Dad, what are we doing at the fire station?
Jordan: Yeah, I haven’t been back here since I learned
to ride a bike.
Jordan: Yeah, I haven’t been back here since I learned
to ride a bike.
Jordan: Yeah, I haven’t been back here since I learned
to ride a bike.
Jordan: Yeah, I haven’t been back here since I learned
to ride a bike.
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Dad: Welcome to the firefighter obstacle course!
Dad: Welcome to the firefighter obstacle course!
Dad: Welcome to the firefighter obstacle course!
Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training
program.
Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training
program.
Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training
program.
Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training
program.
Dad: It’s an important part of our fire academy’s training
program.
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Dad: So uh… yeah.
Dad: So uh… yeah.
Dad: Go play around in there.
Dad: You’ll love it.
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Jordan: Blake, wait up!
Jordan: Blake, wait up!
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Blake: Jordan, stop walking so close to me!
Blake: Jordan, stop walking so close to me!
Blake: Jordan, stop walking so close to me!
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Jordan: Well, we’re crawling, not walking, so…
Jordan: Well, we’re crawling, not walking, so…
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Jordan: Noooo!
Jordan: Noooo!
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Jordan: Dad!!
Jordan: This isn’t funny!!
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Jordan: Ahhhh!
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Jordan: DAD!!
(O.S) muffled screaming
Dad: I don’t know what it is with these kids,
it’s like they don’t trust me or something.
Dad: I don’t know what it is with these kids,
it’s like they don’t trust me or something.
Dad: I don’t know what it is with these kids,
it’s like they don’t trust me or something.
Dad: I don’t know what it is with these kids,
it’s like they don’t trust me or something.
Dad: Yeah, it’s crazy.
Dad: Yeah, it’s crazy.
Dad: Yeah, it’s crazy.
Dad: Hey, where’s your sister?
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Dad: You think that was hard?
Dad: Try doing it in turn-out gear with an air
tank strapped to your back!
Dad: Try doing it in turn-out gear with an air
tank strapped to your back!
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