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The Bond Girls

Jordan Falk
February 14, 2025
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The Bond Girls

Jordan Falk

February 14, 2025
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Transcript

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  6. DAD, WATCH OUT!

  7. DAD, WATCH OUT!

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  14. SMACK!

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  22. OOMPH!

  23. OOMPH!

  24. OOMPH!

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  27. (groans)

  28. (groans)

  29. I thought I asked you not to let me sleep…

  30. I thought I asked you not to let me sleep…

  31. But you look so cute when you’re relaxing…

  32. —doesn’t he?

  33. —doesn’t he?

  34. —doesn’t he?

  35. —doesn’t he?

  36. —doesn’t he?

  37. Okay…

  38. It’s just that we’re, uh…

  39. really,

  40. REALLY exposed out here.

  41. REALLY exposed out here.

  42. It’s the perfect place for an ambush.

  43. It’s the perfect place for an ambush.

  44. Jim.

  45. We never take vacations.

  46. PLEASE try to relax.

  47. The girls and I can watch out for ourselves for

    once.

  48. The girls and I can watch out for ourselves for

    once.

  49. The girls and I can watch out for ourselves for

    once.

  50. Can’t we?

  51. Can’t we?

  52. (O.S.) DADDY!!!

  53. (O.S.) DADDY!!!

  54. (O.S.) DADDY!!!

  55. What?!

  56. What?!

  57. What is it?

  58. What is it?

  59. What is it?

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  61. Dad!

  62. Dad!

  63. Dad!

  64. Dad!

  65. Take my picture by—

  66. —this thing!

  67. —this thing!

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  70. Great idea, sweetie!

  71. Great idea, sweetie!

  72. Don’t step on the blue blanket,

  73. I think the twins want to play a joke on

    you.

  74. I think the twins want to play a joke on

    you.

  75. I think the twins want to play a joke on

    you.

  76. I think the twins want to play a joke on

    you.
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  92. C’mon, guys!

  93. Can’t we get a nice picture for once?

  94. Can’t we get a nice picture for once?

  95. Can’t we get a nice picture for once?

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  115. Psst!

  116. Code red!

  117. Code red!

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  120. CODE—!

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  124. HEY!

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  126. Follow me.

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  131. Not again…

  132. Not again…

  133. What’s going on, Jim?

  134. What’s going on, Jim?

  135. We’re leaving, but don’t be too obvious.

  136. We’re leaving, but don’t be too obvious.

  137. We’re leaving, but don’t be too obvious.

  138. We’re leaving, but don’t be too obvious.

  139. Just grab the essentials, things we’ll need for our new

    life on the run—

  140. Just grab the essentials, things we’ll need for our new

    life on the run—

  141. Just grab the essentials, things we’ll need for our new

    life on the run—

  142. Just grab the essentials, things we’ll need for our new

    life on the run—

  143. Just grab the essentials, things we’ll need for our new

    life on the run—

  144. Just grab the essentials, things we’ll need for our new

    life on the run—

  145. Just grab the essentials, things we’ll need for our new

    life on the run—

  146. Just grab the essentials, things we’ll need for our new

    life on the run—

  147. Just grab the essentials, things we’ll need for our new

    life on the run—

  148. What are you doing??

  149. What are you doing??

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  155. Inflatables are expensive, I’m not leaving without—

  156. Inflatables are expensive, I’m not leaving without—

  157. WE’RE LEAVING????

  158. WE’RE LEAVING????

  159. WE’RE LEAVING????

  160. LEAVING… Leaving… leaving…

  161. LEAVING… Leaving… leaving…

  162. LEAVING… Leaving… leaving…

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  180. Waaagh!

  181. Waaagh!

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  183. THUD!

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  186. CRUNCH!

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  192. BONDS! ROLL OUT!

  193. BONDS! ROLL OUT!

  194. BONDS! ROLL OUT!

  195. BONDS! ROLL OUT!

  196. BONDS! ROLL OUT!

  197. BONDS! ROLL OUT!

  198. BONDS! ROLL OUT!

  199. BONDS! ROLL OUT!

  200. BONDS! ROLL OUT!

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  218. Shiii—

  219. Shiii—

  220. Shiii—

  221. Uh… darn it.

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  230. Keep your wrist straight, like I showed you.

  231. Keep your wrist straight, like I showed you.

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  235. GO!

  236. GO!

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  259. I knew we should’ve sprung for VIP parking!

  260. I knew we should’ve sprung for VIP parking!

  261. I knew we should’ve sprung for VIP parking!

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  268. (O.S.) FOUND IT!

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  271. (bond theme starts playing)

  272. (bond theme starts playing)

  273. (bond theme starts playing)

  274. (bond theme starts playing)

  275. (bond theme starts playing)

  276. (bond theme starts playing)

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  280. (bond theme dies)

  281. beep beep!

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  304. Get in, get in!

  305. Get in, get in!

  306. Get in, get in!

  307. Get in, get in!

  308. Get in, get in!

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  351. c’mon c’mon c’mon—

  352. c’mon c’mon c’mon—

  353. c’mon c’mon c’mon—

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  364. Hey there!

  365. Hey there!

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  369. The name’s Craig.

  370. The name’s Craig.

  371. I’m a talent agent.

  372. I knew it,

  373. I knew one day they’d catch up to me—

  374. Wait, what?

  375. Wait, what?

  376. Wait, what?

  377. Two words for ya.

  378. Two words for ya.

  379. Two words for ya.

  380. L.L. Bean.

  381. L.L. Bean.

  382. L.L. Bean.

  383. Summer catalogue.

  384. Summer catalogue.

  385. Your adorable family

  386. Your adorable family

  387. On billboards across the country!

  388. On billboards across the country!

  389. Fame, exposure, you could have it all!

  390. Fame, exposure, you could have it all!

  391. Fame, exposure, you could have it all!

  392. Fame, exposure, you could have it all!

  393. Hey wait!

  394. Hey wait!

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  397. CRASH!

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  400. We’ve gotta go back for the inflatables.

  401. We’ve gotta go back for the inflatables.

  402. We’ve gotta go back for the inflatables.

  403. We’ve gotta go back for the inflatables.

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