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Jordan Falk
December 18, 2024
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Math Meltdown
Jordan Falk
December 18, 2024
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Transcript
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(sniff)
I hate this.
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It’s pretty basic stuff.
It’s pretty basic stuff.
Like see, what’s four times three?
Like see, what’s four times three?
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(O.S.) Seven?
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No…
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Close though.
Close though.
C’mon, Bessie.
It’s just four three times.
It’s just four three times.
Four plus four plus four is twelve.
Four plus four plus four is twelve.
Four plus four plus four is twelve.
Four plus four plus four is twelve.
Four plus four plus four is twelve.
I know that.
I know that.
I I know addition.
I know addition.
I know addition.
I know…
I know…
I know…
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Breathe.
Okay, Bessie?
Breathe deep.
Breathe deep.
We never do math.
We never do math so we don’t know math.
We never do math so we don’t know math.
Roland.
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(O.S.) Get me a wet towel, okay?
(O.S.) From the bathroom.
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I knew Mom wasn’t teaching us enough.
I knew Mom wasn’t teaching us enough.
She said math doesn’t matter.
She said math doesn’t matter.
She said math doesn’t matter.
But I knew this would happen and everyone would think
I was stupid..
But I knew this would happen and everyone would think
I was stupid..
But I knew this would happen and everyone would think
I was stupid..
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We tried to learn it ourselves, but it didn’t make
sense!
We tried, okay?
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I’ll teach you, Bessie.
Don’t talk, just breathe. Can you breathe?
Don’t talk, just breathe. Can you breathe?
Don’t talk, just breathe. Can you breathe?
IT’S NOT WORKING!
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Bessie, please.
Bessie, please.
Just breathe, okay?
Just breathe, okay?
Just breathe, okay?
Just breathe, okay?
Just breathe, okay?
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See, the towel’s helping.
See, the towel’s helping.
See, the towel’s helping.
See, the towel’s helping.
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Just throw me in the shower.
Just throw me in the shower.
No, we can do this!
No, we can do this!
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I’m right here, okay?
I’m right here, okay?
I’m right here, okay?
Just breathe and it will go away.
Just breathe and it will go away.
We won’t do the math worksheet.
We’ll have ice cream.
We’ll go into town and get real sundaes, at a
real ice cream shop.
We’ll go into town and get real sundaes, at a
real ice cream shop.
We’ll go into town and get real sundaes, at a
real ice cream shop.
With sprinkles and a cherry. And hot fudge.
With sprinkles and a cherry. And hot fudge.
With sprinkles and a cherry. And hot fudge.
With sprinkles and a cherry. And hot fudge.
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It’s okay, I’ve got you.
It’s okay, I’ve got you.
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Where’s Roland?
Roland?
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I jumped in the shower.
I jumped in the shower.