Humpty

An alternate telling of a classic story of a little egg that sat on a wall! Written and storyboarded by Mike Kachur. (Originally completed February 13, 2020)

1. Scene 1 Panel 1
2. Scene 1 Panel 2
3. Scene 2 Panel 1
4. Scene 2 Panel 2
5. Scene 2 Panel 3 Dialog Potato: Oh, look! It's--
6. Scene 2 Panel 4 Dialog Potato: Humpty Wumpty!
7. Scene 3 Panel 1 Dialog P: You wanna be part of the
8. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog Cool Club?
9. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog Humpty: Uh, I...
10. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog H: ...I guess...
11. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog H: I'm cool enough for it...
12. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog H: Can I join?
13. Scene 5 Panel 1 Dialog Muffin: Only if you sit on...
14. Scene 5 Panel 2 Dialog M: That wall.
15. Scene 5 Panel 3
16. Scene 5 Panel 4
17. Scene 5 Panel 5
18. Scene 5 Panel 6
19. Scene 5 Panel 7
20. Scene 5 Panel 8
21. Scene 5 Panel 9
22. Scene 5 Panel 10
23. Scene 5 Panel 11
24. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog H: Th-that really b-b-b--
25. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog H: --big wall?
26. Scene 7 Panel 1
27. Scene 7 Panel 2 Dialog M: Aww, is the--
28. Scene 7 Panel 3 Dialog M: --widdle baby egg--
29. Scene 7 Panel 4 Dialog M: --scared?
30. Scene 7 Panel 5 Dialog Banana: Humpty Wumpty?
31. Scene 7 Panel 6 Dialog Banana: More like Humpty--
32. Scene 7 Panel 7 Dialog Banana: --DUMPTY!
33. Scene 8 Panel 1 Dialog (all laughing)
34. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog (all laughing) M: Humpty Dumpty!
35. Scene 9 Panel 1 Dialog (all laughing)
36. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog (all laughing)
37. Scene 10 Panel 1
38. Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog H: Okay!
39. Scene 11 Panel 1
40. Scene 11 Panel 2
41. Scene 11 Panel 3
42. Scene 11 Panel 4 Dialog (bullies GASP) H: I'll do it.
43. Scene 12 Panel 1
44. Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog M: Well, look who's growin'
45. Scene 12 Panel 3 Dialog M: a pair of ova!
46. Scene 1 Panel 1 Dialog P: Go, Humpty, go!
47. Scene 1 Panel 2 Dialog P: Go, Humpty, go!
48. Scene 2 Panel 1
49. Scene 2 Panel 2
50. Scene 2 Panel 3
51. Scene 2 Panel 4
52. Scene 2 Panel 5
53. Scene 2 Panel 6
54. Scene 3 Panel 1
55. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog H: OH--
56. Scene 3 Panel 3 Dialog H: --man!
57. Scene 3 Panel 4 Dialog H: I don't have a ladder.
58. Scene 3 Panel 5 Dialog H: Guesss I can't climb!
59. Scene 3 Panel 6 Dialog M: (Laughs) Oh, that
60. Scene 3 Panel 7 Dialog M: won't
61. Scene 3 Panel 8 Dialog M: be a problem.
62. Scene 3 Panel 9 Dialog M: One...
63. Scene 3 Panel 10 Dialog H: Actually, I have one at home, I can--
64. Scene 3 Panel 11 Dialog M: Two...
65. Scene 3 Panel 12 Dialog H: NO, REALLY, GUYS YOU DON'T HAVE TO--
66. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog M: THREE!
67. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog M: THREE!
68. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog M: THREE!
69. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog M: THREE!
70. Scene 5 Panel 1
71. Scene 5 Panel 2 Dialog H: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
72. Scene 5 Panel 3 Dialog H: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
73. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog H (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH
74. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog H (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH
75. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog H (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH
76. Scene 6 Panel 4 Dialog H (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH
77. Scene 6 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: (Bonk)
78. Scene 6 Panel 6
79. Scene 7 Panel 1
80. Scene 7 Panel 2
81. Scene 7 Panel 3
82. Scene 7 Panel 4 Dialog H: Man, I'm glad I'm wearing my Cushion Pants!
83. Scene 8 Panel 1
84. Scene 9 Panel 1
85. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog H: Can I be in the club now?
86. Scene 10 Panel 1
87. Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog M: After you--
88. Scene 10 Panel 3 Dialog M: --sit up there for a little bit--
89. Scene 10 Panel 4 Dialog M: --we'll let you in.
90. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog H: Okay, see ya later!
91. Scene 11 Panel 2
92. Scene 1 Panel 1
93. Scene 1 Panel 2
94. Scene 2 Panel 1
95. Scene 2 Panel 2 Dialog (bullies quietly chatting)
96. Scene 3 Panel 1 Dialog (bullies chatting)
97. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog (bullies chatting)
98. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog H: (GASP)
99. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog H: (GASP)
100. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog H: (GASP)
101. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog H: (GASP)
102. Scene 5 Panel 1 Dialog H: (o.s.) HEY GUYS!
103. Scene 5 Panel 2
104. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog H: Can I be in the club now?
105. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog M: No way, dork!
106. Scene 7 Panel 1
107. Scene 7 Panel 2 Dialog M: You'll never be as...
108. Scene 7 Panel 3 Dialog M: COOL as we are!
109. Scene 8 Panel 1
110. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog H: What?! But I thought--
111. Scene 9 Panel 1 Dialog M: Wait!
112. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog M: You really thought...
113. Scene 9 Panel 3 Dialog M: We'd let Humpty Dumpty into our club?!
114. Scene 10 Panel 1 Dialog (Bullies laughing)
115. Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog H: Oh yeah?!
116. Scene 10 Panel 3 Dialog H: Well...
117. Scene 10 Panel 4 Dialog H: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall!
118. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog M: Have fun getting down from there--
119. Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog M: --loser!
120. Scene 12 Panel 1
121. Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog H: Alright I--
122. Scene 12 Panel 3 Dialog H: --will!
123. Scene 12 Panel 4
124. Scene 13 Panel 1
125. Scene 13 Panel 2
126. Scene 13 Panel 3
127. Scene 13 Panel 4
128. Scene 13 Panel 5
129. Scene 14 Panel 1
130. Scene 14 Panel 2
131. Scene 14 Panel 3
132. Scene 14 Panel 4
133. Scene 14 Panel 5
134. Scene 14 Panel 6
135. Scene 14 Panel 7
136. Scene 14 Panel 8
137. Scene 14 Panel 9
138. Scene 14 Panel 10 Dialog Spongey: (singing, o.s.) I am...
139. Scene 14 Panel 11 Dialog Spongey: (singing, o.s.) a spongecake...
140. Scene 1 Panel 1 Dialog S: (singing) puffy and soft!
141. Scene 1 Panel 2 Dialog S: (singing) I love to sing, I do it so oft!
142. Scene 2 Panel 1 Dialog S: (singing) I am so...
143. Scene 2 Panel 2 Dialog H: Spongey, is that you?!
144. Scene 2 Panel 3 Dialog S: (o.s.) Oh, hey, Humpty! What's up?
145. Scene 2 Panel 4 Dialog H: I need your help!
146. Scene 2 Panel 5 Dialog S: To do what?
147. Scene 2 Panel 6 Dialog S: To get down from this wall!
148. Scene 3 Panel 1
149. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog S: Okay!
150. Scene 3 Panel 3 Dialog S: (Running, panting)
151. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog S: (Running, panting)
152. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog S: (Running, panting)
153. Scene 5 Panel 1 Dialog S: (Running, panting)
154. Scene 5 Panel 2 Dialog S: (Huffing)
155. Scene 5 Panel 3 Dialog S: (Huffing)
156. Scene 5 Panel 4 Dialog S: Okay, now what?
157. Scene 5 Panel 5 Dialog H: (o.s.) Lie on your back!
158. Scene 5 Panel 6 Dialog S: Oh no! No way!
159. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog S: That's how strangers know they can--
160. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog S: --kidnap you!
161. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog H: Can you lie face-down, then?
162. Scene 7 Panel 1
163. Scene 7 Panel 2 Dialog S: Okay!
164. Scene 7 Panel 3
165. Scene 7 Panel 4
166. Scene 7 Panel 5 Dialog H: (o.s.) Can you move back a little bit?
167. Scene 7 Panel 6 Dialog S: Move back? Okay.
168. Scene 7 Panel 7
169. Scene 7 Panel 8
170. Scene 8 Panel 1
171. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog H: R--
172. Scene 8 Panel 3 Dialog H: Right!!
173. Scene 8 Panel 4 Dialog H: Right!!
174. Scene 8 Panel 5
175. Scene 9 Panel 1
176. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog S: Move right? okay!
177. Scene 10 Panel 1
178. Scene 10 Panel 2
179. Scene 10 Panel 3
180. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog H: NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
181. Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog H: NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
182. Scene 12 Panel 1 Dialog S: What? Then why did you say--
183. Scene 12 Panel 2
184. Scene 12 Panel 3
185. Scene 13 Panel 1
186. Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog S: Whoooopsie.
187. Scene 13 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: (phone rings)
188. Scene 13 Panel 4 Dialog S: Huh?
189. Scene 1 Panel 1 Dialog SFX: (phone rings)
190. Scene 1 Panel 2 Dialog SFX: (phone rings)
191. Scene 1 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: (phone rings)
192. Scene 2 Panel 1
193. Scene 2 Panel 2
194. Scene 2 Panel 3
195. Scene 2 Panel 4 Dialog S: Hello?
196. Scene 2 Panel 5 Dialog Mrs. Wumpty: (Through phone) Humpty, is that you?
197. Scene 2 Panel 6 Dialog S: No, this is Spongey McCake. Your son, Humpty...
198. Scene 2 Panel 7 Dialog S: He, uh... had a great fall.
199. Scene 2 Panel 8 Dialog Mrs. W: (thru phone) WHAAAAAT?!?!
200. Scene 2 Panel 9 Dialog S: Please stay calm, now. I'm going to--
201. Scene 2 Panel 10 Dialog SFX: (Dial tone)
202. Scene 2 Panel 11 Dialog SFX: (Dial tone) S: Hello?
203. Scene 2 Panel 12 Dialog SFX: (Dial tone)
204. Scene 3 Panel 1
205. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog S: Well, better cal 9--
206. Scene 3 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: Clopping
207. Scene 3 Panel 4 Dialog SFX: Clopping
208. Scene 3 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: Clopping
209. Scene 3 Panel 6 Dialog SFX: NEIGH!
210. Scene 3 Panel 7 Dialog SFX: NEIGH!
211. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog S: Nine--
212. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog S: --guys on horses?
213. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog King Cauliflower: STAND ASIDE!
214. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog S: (GASPS)
215. Scene 4 Panel 5 Dialog S: It's King Cauliflower!
216. Scene 4 Panel 6 Dialog S: It's King Cauliflower!
217. Scene 4 Panel 7 Dialog S: It's King Cauliflower!
218. Scene 5 Panel 1
219. Scene 5 Panel 2
220. Scene 5 Panel 3 Dialog K: I command my men to repair him...
221. Scene 6 Panel 1
222. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog K: NOW!
223. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog K: NOW!
224. Scene 6 Panel 4
225. Scene 6 Panel 5
226. Scene 6 Panel 6 Dialog SFX: misc. construction SFX
227. Scene 6 Panel 7 Dialog SFX: misc. construction SFX
228. Scene 7 Panel 1 Dialog SFX: misc. construction SFX
229. Scene 7 Panel 2
230. Scene 7 Panel 3
231. Scene 7 Panel 4 Dialog SFX: (Cracking)
232. Scene 7 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: (Cracking)
233. Scene 8 Panel 1
234. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog K: NOOOOOOOOO
235. Scene 8 Panel 3 Dialog K: OOOOOOOOOO
236. Scene 8 Panel 4 Dialog K: (crying) OOOOOOOOOO
237. Scene 8 Panel 5 Dialog K: (crying) OOOOOOOOOO!
238. Scene 9 Panel 1
239. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog Queen: Aww, honey.
240. Scene 9 Panel 3 Dialog Q: He's going to be fine.
241. Scene 9 Panel 4 Dialog K: But if my men can't fix him, who will?
242. Scene 9 Panel 5 Dialog Q: Well...
243. Scene 10 Panel 1 Dialog Q: Your men aren't the only competent beings around.
244. Scene 10 Panel 2
245. Scene 10 Panel 3
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250. Scene 10 Panel 8
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252. Scene 10 Panel 10
253. Scene 10 Panel 11
254. Scene 10 Panel 12
255. Scene 10 Panel 13
256. Scene 10 Panel 14
257. Scene 10 Panel 15
258. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog K: Of course...
259. Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog K: The horses!
260. Scene 12 Panel 1
261. Scene 12 Panel 2
262. Scene 12 Panel 3
263. Scene 12 Panel 4 Dialog K: They can...
264. Scene 12 Panel 5 Dialog K: fix him!!
265. Scene 13 Panel 1
266. Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog K: All of my...
267. Scene 13 Panel 3 Dialog K: All of my...
268. Scene 13 Panel 4 Dialog K: horses!
269. Scene 13 Panel 5 Dialog K: Hurry!
270. Scene 14 Panel 1
271. Scene 14 Panel 2
272. Scene 14 Panel 3
273. Scene 14 Panel 4
274. Scene 14 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: Crack!
275. Scene 14 Panel 6 Dialog SFX: Small splat
276. Scene 15 Panel 1
277. Scene 15 Panel 2 Dialog K: (Crying)
278. Scene 15 Panel 3 Dialog K: WHYYYYY?!?!
279. Scene 15 Panel 4 Dialog K: (Crying)
280. Scene 15 Panel 5 Dialog K: (Crying)
281. Scene 15 Panel 6 Dialog Q: I wasn't referring to the horses.
282. Scene 15 Panel 7 Dialog K: Right!
283. Scene 15 Panel 8 Dialog K: You obviously...
284. Scene 16 Panel 1 Dialog K: must have meant...
285. Scene 16 Panel 2 Dialog K: That--
286. Scene 16 Panel 3 Dialog K: --squirrel!
287. Scene 16 Panel 4
288. Scene 17 Panel 1 Dialog K: Go, noble squirrel!
289. Scene 17 Panel 2
290. Scene 17 Panel 3 Dialog Turnip: Alright...
291. Scene 17 Panel 4 Dialog T: that's enough...
292. Scene 17 Panel 5 Dialog T: of that.
293. Scene 1 Panel 1
294. Scene 1 Panel 2
295. Scene 1 Panel 3
296. Scene 1 Panel 4
297. Scene 1 Panel 5
298. Scene 1 Panel 6
299. Scene 1 Panel 7
300. Scene 1 Panel 8
301. Scene 2 Panel 1
302. Scene 2 Panel 2
303. Scene 3 Panel 1
304. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog K: (Gasp)
305. Scene 4 Panel 1
306. Scene 4 Panel 2
307. Scene 4 Panel 3
308. Scene 4 Panel 4
309. Scene 5 Panel 1
310. Scene 5 Panel 2
311. Scene 5 Panel 3
312. Scene 5 Panel 4
313. Scene 5 Panel 5 Dialog H: Huh?
314. Scene 6 Panel 1
315. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog S: Our boy is back!!
316. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog S: WOO! SFX: (appplause)
317. Scene 7 Panel 1 Dialog H: Wait... SFX: (appplause)
318. Scene 7 Panel 2 Dialog H: I'm... SFX: (appplause)
319. Scene 7 Panel 3 Dialog H: alive?! SFX: (appplause)
320. Scene 8 Panel 1 Dialog Q: What a little trooper! SFX: (appplause)
321. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog Q: What a little trooper! SFX: (appplause)
322. Scene 8 Panel 3 Dialog Muffin: (o.s.) Humpty Dumpty! SFX: (appplause)
323. Scene 8 Panel 4 Dialog Muffin: (o.s.) Humpty Dumpty! SFX: (appplause)
324. Scene 8 Panel 5 Dialog ALL: (GASP)
325. Scene 9 Panel 1 Dialog ALL: (GASP)
326. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog ALL: (GASP)
327. Scene 9 Panel 3 Dialog ALL: (GASP)
328. Scene 10 Panel 1
329. Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog H: Those were the guys that threw me up on the wall!
330. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog M: Hey, come on. We'd never do that...
331. Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog M: Right, guys?
332. Scene 11 Panel 3
333. Scene 12 Panel 1
334. Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog M: Right?
335. Scene 12 Panel 3
336. Scene 12 Panel 4 Dialog Potato: H-hi, Mom.
337. Scene 13 Panel 1 Dialog P: Fancy seeing you here. Banana: We still on for...
338. Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog P: Fancy seeing you here. Banana: We still on for...
339. Scene 14 Panel 1 Dialog B: Dinner tonight at...
340. Scene 14 Panel 2 Dialog B: Corny's?
341. Scene 15 Panel 1
342. Scene 15 Panel 2
343. Scene 15 Panel 3
344. Scene 16 Panel 1 Dialog B: Bye,
345. Scene 16 Panel 2
346. Scene 16 Panel 3 Dialog M: Hey! Not cool!
347. Scene 17 Panel 1 Dialog K: I'd like to see my men fix...
348. Scene 17 Panel 2 Dialog K: THAT guy!
349. Scene 18 Panel 1
350. Scene 18 Panel 2
351. Scene 18 Panel 3
352. Scene 18 Panel 4
353. Scene 19 Panel 1
354. Scene 19 Panel 2
355. Scene 19 Panel 3
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359. Scene 19 Panel 7
360. Scene 19 Panel 8
361. Scene 19 Panel 9
362. Scene 20 Panel 1 Dialog M: Uh...
363. Scene 20 Panel 2 Dialog M: Uh...
364. Scene 20 Panel 3 Dialog M: OH, look at the time!
365. Scene 20 Panel 4 Dialog M: I need to brush my blueberries.
366. Scene 20 Panel 5 Dialog M: (panting)
367. Scene 20 Panel 6 Dialog M: (panting)