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Everybody Lies @ Halfstack

Everybody Lies @ Halfstack

This is a talk about browser sniffing. And yes, I do realise it is 2016. I know browser sniffing is ugly and we should all be using feature detection. But a quick search on Github still shows millions of lines of code referring to user agents strings. So this message clearly hasn’t landed yet. But why is browser sniffing a bad choice? This talk will dive into history and show the origin of the user agent string and the hidden battle between browser makers and web developers. It will show its simple beginnings and the horrible monstrosity it has become.

Niels Leenheer

November 18, 2016
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  1. the http specification defines the user-agent header 
 
 it

    contains a string with information about the browser
  2. GET http://whichbrowser.net/ HTTP/1.1 Accept: text/html, application/xhtml+xml, */* Accept-Language: en-us User-Agent:

    Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; MSIE 9.0; Windows NT 6.0; Trident/5.0) Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate Connection: Keep-Alive Host: whichbrowser.net 

  3. GET http://whichbrowser.net/ HTTP/1.1 Accept: text/html, application/xhtml+xml, */* Accept-Language: en-us User-Agent:

    Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; MSIE 9.0; Windows NT 6.0; Trident/5.0) Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate Connection: Keep-Alive Host: whichbrowser.net 
 HTTP/1.1 200 OK Date: Mon, 08 Feb 2016 10:40:28 GMT Server: Apache/2.4.6 (CentOS) OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_fcgid/2.3.9 PHP/5.4.16 Last-Modified: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 10:10:40 GMT ETag: "984-50cae11796432" Accept-Ranges: bytes Content-Length: 2436 Keep-Alive: timeout=5, max=100 Connection: Keep-Alive Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8 
 <!doctype html> <html>
  4. you can use the user-agent string to identify:
 
 the

    browser
 the rendering engine
 the operating system
 the device model
 and more
  5. if you know the platform or browser, 
 you can

    streamline the user experience
  6. Mozilla/5.0 
 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en; rv:1.9.1) 


    Gecko/20090624 Firefox/3.5 Firefox build date of
 the rendering engine
  7. Mozilla/5.0 
 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X 10_4_11; en)


    AppleWebKit/525.27.1 (KHTML, like Gecko)
 Version/3.2.3 Safari/525.28.3 Safari
  8. Mozilla/5.0 
 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en)
 AppleWebKit/525.27.1 (KHTML,

    like Gecko)
 Chrome/15.0.874.120 Safari/525.28.3 Chrome
  9. Mozilla/5.0 
 (Windows NT 10.0; WOW64) 
 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like

    Gecko) 
 Chrome/44.0.2403.155 Safari/537.36 
 OPR/31.0.1889.180 Opera
  10. Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 4.3; en; 
 SAMSUNG GT-I9505 Build/JSS15J) 


    AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) 
 Version/1.5 Chrome/28.0.1500.94 
 Mobile Safari/537.36 Samsung Internet
  11. Opera/9.80 (X11; Linux zbov; U; en) 
 Presto/2.9.201 Version/11.50 Opera

    Mobile (desktop mode) ROT 13 encrypted
 “mobi“
  12. Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; 
 Windows NT 6.1; Trident/5.0) Internet

    Explorer (compatibility view) Trident 5 means it’s 
 Internet Explorer 9
  13. Mozilla/5.0 (VCC; 1.0; like Gecko) NetFront/4.2 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; 
 MSIE

    6.0; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0) 
 Opera 7.02 Bork-edition [en] #1 #2
  14. FuckZilla/666.0 (Gavnoid; Debile; rv:123.0) 
 FuckYou/123.0 FuckingFox/321.0
 
 Opera/9.80 (Windows

    NT 6.1; U; FuckYou; xx) 
 Presto/2.10.229 Version/11.62
 
 Seriously, Go fuck yourself
 
 W3C standards are important. 
 Stop fucking obsessing over user-agent already. angry people
  15. 1.000.000
 unique
 useragent strings 82 x fuck 10 x shit

    6 x ass 9 x dick 3 x vagina 108 x sex 4 x balls
  16. “If you tell a big enough lie 
 and tell

    it frequently enough, 
 it will be believed” — Ghandi
  17. “If you tell a big enough lie 
 and tell

    it frequently enough, 
 it will be believed” — Ghandi
  18. — Adolf Hitler “If you tell a big enough lie

    
 and tell it frequently enough, 
 it will be believed”