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shelby payocyoc
August 22, 2023
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Old Friends p1
shelby payocyoc
August 22, 2023
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Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
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Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
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Dialog "Were you watching again?"
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Dialog "So?"
Dialog "What'd you think?"
Dialog "My footwork's getting better."
Dialog "And my swing's are getting stronger."
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Dialog "Don't you think so?"
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Dialog "But it's still..."
Dialog "Not good enough."
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Dialog "He'll be back."
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Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
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Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
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Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog "Ow!"
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Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog "Oh thank God..." *Huff*
Dialog "Is that really you?" *Huff*
Dialog "I've been hoping..." *Huff*
Dialog "But I never really thought..." *Huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
Dialog *Huff huff*
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Dialog "Who are you?"
Dialog "Who are you?"
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Dialog *Huff huff*
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Dialog "Oh, right."
Dialog (I must look a little different...)
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Dialog "It was getting really hot under there."
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Dialog "It has been a while hasn't it?"
Dialog "But I'm back."
Dialog "How've you been?"
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Dialog "What...?"
Dialog "What are you doing here?"
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Dialog "Not the answer I expected..."
Dialog "But even more pressing..."
Dialog "That climb up was a lot worse than I
remembered."
Dialog "Can't believe I used to do that everyday."
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Dialog "But anyway..."
Dialog "I haven't seen this place for so long."
Dialog "It does look a bit smaller, but..."
Dialog '"It really..."
Dialog "...hasn't..."
Dialog "...changed."
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Dialog "Is that-?"
Dialog "No way."
Dialog "No way."
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Dialog "It's so much shorter than I remembered!"
Dialog "It's so much shorter than I remembered!"
Dialog "It even still has the face!"
Dialog "It even still has the face!"
Dialog "During our training, do you remember that you'd complain
because you didn't want to hurt it?"
Dialog "And you'd beg the rest of us to stop
hitting the thing."
Dialog "And then you'd cry nonstop because we wouldn't listen."
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Dialog "That was a long time ago,"
Dialog "So you must not remember."
Dialog "So you must not remember."
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Dialog "Are the others still around?"
Dialog "I'd love to see what they're-"
Dialog "Oh!"
Dialog "The hideout!"
Dialog "How could I forget?"
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Dialog "Hey..."
Dialog "We'd always come here to hide when we didn't
want to do our drills."
Dialog "And we'd hide even longer because we were scared
of being scolded."
Dialog "And we'd hide even longer because we were scared
of being scolded."
Dialog *Laughing* "Sometimes, the others thought it'd be funny to-"
Dialog *Laughing* "Sometimes, the others thought it'd be funny to-"
Dialog "..."
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Dialog "Oh, right!"
Dialog "The view!"
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Dialog "Y'know,"
Dialog "no matter how much I hated training up here,"
Dialog "no matter how much I hated training up here,"
Dialog "I always put up with it,"
Dialog "I always put up with it,"
Dialog "because there was always something to look forward to."
Dialog "because there was always something to look forward to."
Dialog "because there was always something to look forward to."
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Dialog "Ahh!"
Dialog "Ahh!"
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Dialog "I really missed this."
Dialog "I really missed this."
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Dialog "Hey..."
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Dialog "I see you've been keeping up with your training."
Dialog "I was hoping you wouldn't disappoint."
Dialog "Nothing's really changed, huh?"
Dialog "Nothing's really changed, huh?"
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Dialog "What is this?!"
Dialog "'Nothing's changed'?"
Dialog "Did you come back..."
Dialog "...just to see how little you've missed?"
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Dialog "I've realized when you left..."
Dialog "I've realized when you left..."
Dialog "That you never thought much of me."
Dialog "That you never thought much of me."
Dialog "Thought I couldn't handle myself."
Dialog "Thought I couldn't handle myself."
Dialog "Thought I couldn't handle myself."
Dialog "What?"
Dialog "What?"
Dialog "How could you think that?"
Dialog "I've come to accept it."
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Dialog "But..."
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Dialog "Hey..."
Dialog "I didn't come here to fight you."
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Dialog "If you really want to know what you've missed..."
Dialog "If you really want to know what you've missed..."
Dialog "If you really want to know what you've missed..."
Dialog "If you really want to know what you've missed..."
Dialog "If you really want to know what you've missed..."
Dialog "If you really want to know what you've missed..."
Dialog "If you really want to know what you've missed..."
Dialog "Why don't you come and find out?"
Dialog "I'm serious, I don't want-"
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Dialog (Groaning)
Dialog (Groaning)
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Dialog "You should be too embarrassed to get up."
Dialog "I'll admit, you really got me in the beginning."
Dialog "But that was-"
Dialog (OS) "Shut up."
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Dialog "It was the damn cat's fault!!"
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Dialog "Let's go again."
Dialog "Let's go again."
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Dialog "Forget it."
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Dialog "It was a mistake coming here."
Dialog "It was a mistake coming here."
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Dialog "Hey!"
Dialog "Hey!"
Dialog "There you go again,"
Dialog "Running away when things don't go the way you
want!"
Dialog "Running away when things don't go the way you
want!"
Dialog "You disappear for eight years,"
Dialog "And this is all you give me?!"
Dialog "You're the one that hasn't changed at all!"
Dialog "You're the one that hasn't changed at all!"
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Dialog "You were always pretty stubborn."
Dialog "You were always pretty stubborn."
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Dialog "You wanna fight?"
Dialog "You wanna fight?"
Dialog "You wanna fight?"
Dialog "Alright."
Dialog "Alright."
Dialog "Alright."
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Dialog "It seems like you've learned a lot while I
was gone."
Dialog "It seems like you've learned a lot while I
was gone."
Dialog "It seems like you've learned a lot while I
was gone."
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Dialog "So why don't you come and show me?"
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