Animated Pilot Project

Drew a 781 panel storyboard for an in-the-works animated show.

Transcript

2. Dialog GULL: CRYSTAL CLEAR MY FUCKING ASS!
3. Dialog JAME: What? WHAT'S THAT?! What did you say? You want to get fucked in the ass?! I can't hear you bro.
4. Action Notes *Barth glances at Jame*
5. Dialog JAME: Okay.. That's on me You know, you're a real tough crowd Barth.
8. Dialog Yo, I think we missed the exit... guys?
10. Dialog JAME: When did we start doubting Barth's navigation skills?
11. Dialog Yo, I think we missed the exit... guys?
13. Dialog GULL: Are you fucking kidding me!? I told you I'm not going to this shit.
14. Dialog JAME: Those tickets weren't cheap bud! You know what else isn't cheap?
15. Dialog JAME: THAT'S RIGHT! FRIENDSHIP!!!! HIT IT BARTH!
16. Dialog GULL: The ambulance, you're gonna need when I-
17. Action Notes *Barth turns up volume*p
19. Dialog JAME: THAT'S RIGHT! FRIENDSHIP!!!! HIT IT BARTH!
20. Dialog JAME: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
21. Dialog GULL: JAME YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! TAKE ME HOME!
22. Dialog JAME: I AM TRYING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH MY FRIENDS AND MAYBE SAVE YOU FROM A MISERABLE FUTURE!
23. Dialog JAME: I AM TRYING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH MY FRIENDS AND MAYBE SAVE YOU FROM A MISERABLE FUTURE!
24. Dialog JAME: THAT'S RIGHT! FRIENDSHIP!!!! HIT IT BARTH!
25. Dialog isnt
27. Dialog GULL & JAME: shit...
29. Dialog JAME: Dude please don't look at me like that, you know i'm doing the right thing.
31. Dialog JAME: If Gull would just fucking listen to me for a change I-
33. Dialog JAME: Fine. I'm sorry man.. I just wanted to..
34. Dialog GULL: Yeah, you damn well should be. I'm going through some shit right now your first instinct is kidnapping?
36. Dialog GULL: I'm not dismissive! I just wanted to go ho-
38. Dialog JAME: What do you think I'm doing for this? To preserve that!
39. Dialog GULL: I already told you, I'm not throwing any of that away but I need to think about my future too!
40. Dialog JAME: Why don't we just wait until the hogs go by, please.
42. Dialog GULL: Is that...
44. Dialog GULL: Get in the truck.
45. Dialog JAME: Relax man. It's not that serious, we'll just let them pass.
51. Dialog GULL: GET IN THE FUCKING TRUCK!
52. Dialog JAME: Yep..
53. Dialog JAME: Yep..
54. Dialog JAME: FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY GIT THE GAS BART!!!
60. Dialog JAME: HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTT MAN HERE COMES THE SHIT STORM!
61. Dialog JAME: HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTT MAN HERE COMES THE SHIT STORM!
63. Dialog JAME: WHEN DID YOU GET A GUN?!
64. Dialog JAME: Why do you have this? Why have you never let me-
68. Dialog JAME: Right, got it.. got it.
76. Dialog JAME: ...got any more guns?
77. Dialog GULL: WHAT WAS THAT!?
88. Dialog GULL: The Baby Ruths... THE RACCOONS WANT THE BABY RUTHS!B
92. Dialog GULL: SHIT!
93. Dialog JAME: What the hell dude, those were Barths!p
94. Dialog GULL: I don't know! I thought-
95. Dialog JAME: You better apoogize. He has a. . .
96. Dialog JAME: He had a gun. . .
108. Dialog GULL: WE'RE FUCKED!!!!
109. Dialog JAME: What happened?
110. Dialog GULL: THEY RIPPED A. . . TUBE. . . THING!
113. Dialog JAME: Barth we gotta lose these guys. Time to use that we've been practicing..
114. Dialog JAME: COMMENCE ALPHA FED EVASION MANEUVER!!!
119. Dialog JAME: When I was twelve my mom would make me watch Thelma and Louise *says in a dead serious manner*
120. Dialog What the fu- ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW?!! Oh my god. . . you drugged me, didn't you?
121. Dialog JAME: What????
122. Dialog GULL: THE SHROOMS YOU PIECE OF SHIT... now it all makes sense, you fucking drugged me. Barth, you're seeing all of this too right?
123. Action Notes *Barth Nodding*
124. Action Notes *Barth Nodding*
125. Action Notes *Barth Nodding*
126. Action Notes *Barth Nodding*
127. Dialog GULL: YOU FUCKING DRUGGED BARTH TOO!
130. Dialog Woah man. Quite the accusation to be throwing around.. I would never do that.
131. Dialog Woah man. Quite the accusation to be throwing around.. I would never do that.
132. Dialog JAME: Accidental poisoning doesn't count!
133. Dialog GULL: THEN EXPLAIN WHY WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A HORDE OF BLOODLUSTED WOODLAND CREATURES ON DIRTBIKES IN THE MIDDLE OF A CATEGORY THREE HUNDRED FIFTY FUCK HURRICANE Jesus Christ Jame, explain THAT.
136. Action Notes *Barth Nodding*
138. Dialog JAME: ....inflation?
139. Dialog GULL: Fuck you.
140. Dialog JAME: Look man, I'm sorry for lying about the trip, I'm sorry for giving you shit abut the Alice thing. I was trying to help, and yeah I had a couple itty bitty little shrooms, but I swear to god, I did NOT drug-
142. Dialog JAME: WHAT MAN!?
143. Dialog JAME: oh.
157. Dialog JAME: I think we lost them.
158. Dialog GULL: Yeah well, I think we lost us too. Where the hell is the road?
160. Dialog JAME: Now that's some grade-A advertising, we gotta find this place.
161. Dialog GULL: Another spectacular idea. Jame. We're already hallucinating. let's get shit faced while we're at it.
162. Dialog JAME: Dude! You're not on drugs. The shit I'm seeing, if you're seeing it too. it's actually happening. Which means we need to find somewhere safe. There's bound to be some muscle at this place man... Did you hear the sound of that guy's voice?
163. Dialog JAME: C'mon Barth you of all people have to believe me.[
164. Action Notes *focused on other things, engine won't start'
165. Dialog GULL: We're gonna die.
166. Dialog JAME: Listen, guys that pub, can't be too far from here, we can probably walk it. Let me look it up.
168. Dialog JAME: You're not allowed to die thinking I drugged you! Listen, guys that pub, can't be too far from here, we can probably walk it. Let me look it up.
169. Dialog JAME: (under his breath) oof. Do you guys have service?
170. Action Notes *Barth gesturing no*
171. Action Notes *Barth gesturing no*
172. Action Notes *Barth gesturing no*
173. Action Notes *Barth gesturing no*
179. Dialog GULL: GOD DAMN IT!
183. Dialog JAME: Don't move. Maybe it can't see us.
189. Dialog JUNE: Hi There!