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Jordan Falk
February 01, 2024
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Birthday Dinner
Jordan Falk
February 01, 2024
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Transcript
Gramma: Hey, happy late birthday!
Gramma: Hey, happy late birthday!
You’re right on time, our reservations are at 6.
FRANK!
Now where are my keys?
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Grampa: Your grandmother doesn’t let me drive anymore.
Grampa: Your grandmother doesn’t let me drive anymore.
Grampa: Your grandmother doesn’t let me drive anymore.
Grampa: Your grandmother doesn’t let me drive anymore.
Gramma: Your DOCTOR doesn’t want you driving anymore.
Grampa: Yeah, but don’t you think it’s a husband’s job—
–to drive his beautiful wife and granddaughter around?
–to drive his beautiful wife and granddaughter around?
–to drive his beautiful wife and granddaughter around?
Um...?
Gramma: Anybody read any good books lately?
Gramma: Anybody read any good books lately?
Grampa: No no no!
Grampa: No no no!
Grampa: I want to know what the young generation thinks!
I dunno, Grampa.
If I were you, I’d appreciate having my own personal
valet.
If I were you, I’d appreciate having my own personal
valet.
Grampa: My own valet, huh?
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I guess that’s one way to look at it.
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Thanks for the meal Grampa, that was really—
Thanks for the meal Grampa, that was really—
Thanks for the meal Grampa, that was really—
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—great.
—great.
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Grampa: You know…
Grampa: You know…
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…This used to be my world.
…This used to be my world.
…This used to be my world.
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C’mon, Grampa!
You’re still—
Grampa: Yup!
Grampa: Yup!
Grampa: This parking lot used to be a Burger King.
Grampa: I’ve spent a lot of time in this parking
lot.
Grampa: I’ve spent a lot of time in this parking
lot.
Grampa: Good times, the 70’s.
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Grampa: Get in, you two!
Grampa: Get in, you two!
Grampa: Get in, you two!
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