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Wat ... are we doing to ourselves?

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November 28, 2014
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Wat ... are we doing to ourselves?

A troll about dynamic vs. static typing that makes you think about the tools of your trade.

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November 28, 2014

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Transcript

  1. WAT … A R E W E D O I

    N G T O O U R S E LV E S ? S W I Z E C T E L L E R , N O V 2 0 1 4

  2. L E T ’ S TA L K A B

    O U T T Y P E S Y S T E M S

  3. D O Y O U L I K E S

    TAT I C ?
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    U C K S ?
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  16. B O T H A R E A N N

    O Y I N G

  17. N E I T H E R I S S

    T R O N G E R

  18. WAT I S P O I N T ?

  19. W E L L … H O W B I

    G I S Y O U R T E A M ?
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  21. F I N E , T H AT ’ S

    O P E R AT O R O V E R L O A D I N G
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  26. S TAT I C / S T R O N

    G S L I G H T LY B E T T E R !

  27. N O W W H AT ?

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  29. @ S W I Z E C C O M

    I C F R O M : L E F T O V E R S A L A D . T U M B L R . C O M